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  001.    I am not a human being. I am a star-fairing mermaid. I am an unused PS2 asset. I am the #1 fan of Wild Wild West (1999). I am a Capricorn, INTJ, 5w6. I am a part-time final girl. I am the rose motif incarnate. I am god's favorite princess and I will never die. Do not unfollow me if I do, as I will be back.  002.    I prefer to keep the nature of my afflictions—physical, mental, metaphysical, or otherwise—a fun little mystery. I am disabled, and that's all anyone needs to know. Mutuals are more than welcome to DM me with images or links to Plushie Dreadfuls that you feel best represent whatever condition(s) you think I might have.  003.   I'm so extremely normal about the following: Music (of all genres, but especially hip hop, trip hop, and 90's female singer-songwriters). Old Tech. Video Game Emulation. Turntablism and Beat Sciences. Internet Archivism. Religious Studies. Marine Life. Compsci. Sci-fi. Kaiju. Horror. Peanuts (franchise that features the loveable beagle, not the legume of the same name, as I am allergic). Doll Collecting. Soulsborne. Pokémon. Neopets. Vampire: The Masquerade. Hoyoverse (/neg). Resident Evil. FNAF. Fallout.  004.    This space—both digital and personal—is curated with care, and I have no interest in sharing it with individuals who harbor or express bigotry of any kind. That means:✗ No racists
✗ No transphobes
✗ No homophobes
✗ No zionists
✗ No non-traumagenic systemsYou get the gist. If any of the above applies to you, or if your behavior online veers into these territories—especially on platforms I access through the phone and internet I pay for monthly—then please, for both our sakes, leave now. We will not get along.If you ever feel the need to sever a mutual for your own comfort or boundaries, I genuinely understand, and ask that you hardblock me so I don't attempt to refollow by accident. No explanations necessary, it's all love. ♡  005.    My online activity is sporadic at best. Aside from the many sexy afflictions that affect my energy levels and how much bandwidth I have for social interaction, I have a full-time job, a wife, and real life shit that takes priority. Please be patient with me when it comes to replies. If I don't get back to you within a day or so, feel free to shoot me another message/ping. I promise it's not annoying. I swear.  006.    Kinnie and spiritual about it. Always open to talking in depth about it as long as you're respectful. Also been teetering into yumeshipping territory lately. I don't have a formal list, just know I'm actually real-life married to Miguel O'Hara. This has been fact-checked by real American patriots.  007.    I’m pushing 30, which means I’ve had plenty of time to learn how to engage with and enjoy media critically. I’m capable of loving something while also acknowledging its flaws and examining it through a nuanced lens.I deeply value the comfort and safety of the spaces I’m in. If I ever post or discuss media that touches on potentially triggering or sensitive topics, I will always do my best to tag accordingly. If there’s something specific you’d like me to tag or avoid, don’t hesitate to reach out, and I will absolutely accommodate wherever I can.With that being said, "proshippers" of any form or fashion are not welcome in my spaces. Please block me.

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